Post by bodhi on Dec 2, 2017 18:36:04 GMT
Where were you the day my tribe lost its first challenge? I was making tacos and half in the bag off bourbon and too much marketing homework and boy you shoulda seen the look on my face. I honestly don't know how much longer we're going to go until we merge but this just getting outrageous. I feel like this whole premerge has been a lot of coasting with brief flashes of terror NOT THAT I EVER GET SCARED, HULK STRONGEST THERE IS. But for real, i've been winning so much and everything has been going so swimmingly that i haven't bother confessing much because there's not much to confess except thAT BODHI STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE, BODHI STRONGEST THERE IS.
And that is my fault but here, lay down, grab a snack and let me talk you gently through what has transpired. There I was, making final 2 deals with Amos that I don't really have any intention of keeping, when I have multiple people, Matthew and Emily tell me that he's sort of kind of floated my name. Which is fine, I didn't trust him 100% after I found out Nathan was being sneaky sneaks behind my back because those are tight as hell. At first I thought I would find myself in the swing position on this tribe; Matthew, Emily and Adrianne vs Joshua, Amos and Victoria, BUT WAIT, Joshua tells me he feels like he owes me something and will 100000% vote with me and that he can pull Victoria.
Side note: get this, Victoria and i didn't talk for like 6 days straight and both still voted Miranda. We didn't speak for a few days here and i'm pretty sure we're still gonna vote together, what da fuck is that about?
BACK TO THE GAME: I float the idea of booting Amos to Joshua because Amos and Nathan are tight on the other side and Nate is so dangerous TO MERE MORTALS and maybe me too, who knows...But like we could be looking at a unanimous boot against Amos and to be honest, I don't quite know how I feel about that. I had envisioned getting rid of him eventually but this will one of the tougher votes.
I have huge aspirations to give Ryan the boot in spectacular, shit talking fashion. I don't know if it's his too shiny beard or the fact that he added nearly everyone on Facebook the first or second day (once again, what da fuck is that about?) which sort of reeks of desperation and gaming too hard too fast. I don't know, if you ask me, he and his shiny fucking beard are probably overrated and since no one has taken him out yet, I WILL. Maybe it's an alpha male thing, i don't know. I'm eating tacos while I write this so I'm starting to get distracted.
But for real, where the fuckin Tyler Perry idols at??? What does a fella have to do to whom, to earn one of them? Not that I desperately need it, but if I had to envision a hierarchy of all the threats left in the game, I have to be mingling near the top, if only because sometimes I say outrageous things to people. But tonight I expect business as usual, followed swiftly by a merge that I will promptly ignore because UFC 218 IS TONIGHT, and the only thing I love more than blindsides is watching people get punched in the face.
And that is my fault but here, lay down, grab a snack and let me talk you gently through what has transpired. There I was, making final 2 deals with Amos that I don't really have any intention of keeping, when I have multiple people, Matthew and Emily tell me that he's sort of kind of floated my name. Which is fine, I didn't trust him 100% after I found out Nathan was being sneaky sneaks behind my back because those are tight as hell. At first I thought I would find myself in the swing position on this tribe; Matthew, Emily and Adrianne vs Joshua, Amos and Victoria, BUT WAIT, Joshua tells me he feels like he owes me something and will 100000% vote with me and that he can pull Victoria.
Side note: get this, Victoria and i didn't talk for like 6 days straight and both still voted Miranda. We didn't speak for a few days here and i'm pretty sure we're still gonna vote together, what da fuck is that about?
BACK TO THE GAME: I float the idea of booting Amos to Joshua because Amos and Nathan are tight on the other side and Nate is so dangerous TO MERE MORTALS and maybe me too, who knows...But like we could be looking at a unanimous boot against Amos and to be honest, I don't quite know how I feel about that. I had envisioned getting rid of him eventually but this will one of the tougher votes.
I have huge aspirations to give Ryan the boot in spectacular, shit talking fashion. I don't know if it's his too shiny beard or the fact that he added nearly everyone on Facebook the first or second day (once again, what da fuck is that about?) which sort of reeks of desperation and gaming too hard too fast. I don't know, if you ask me, he and his shiny fucking beard are probably overrated and since no one has taken him out yet, I WILL. Maybe it's an alpha male thing, i don't know. I'm eating tacos while I write this so I'm starting to get distracted.
But for real, where the fuckin Tyler Perry idols at??? What does a fella have to do to whom, to earn one of them? Not that I desperately need it, but if I had to envision a hierarchy of all the threats left in the game, I have to be mingling near the top, if only because sometimes I say outrageous things to people. But tonight I expect business as usual, followed swiftly by a merge that I will promptly ignore because UFC 218 IS TONIGHT, and the only thing I love more than blindsides is watching people get punched in the face.