Post by bodhi on Nov 27, 2017 4:20:23 GMT
There I was sitting at my table with a bottle of whiskey and no more patience, as I FRUITLESSLY tried to upload these fucking (sorry, mom) confessionals to YouTizzle when I let the universe know THAT I'M DONE. I'm not your slave anymore, YouTrickster, i'll type these mothafucking confessionals until you smarten up. Guys, it's been a rollercoaster lately, but to everyone who picked me to win; you made the only logical decision that a smart and rational person would do and you're going to win bragging rights. To everyone else, YOU STINK, I HATE YOU, AND I'M COMING FOR YOUR FAVES.
I was tight with TayTay back on whatever the hell that first tribe was called and you should've seen the look on my face when I found out she got the boot, it's probably the only time i'll be blindsided in this game (I FUCKIN DARE YOU). So I thought to myself, I may as well cozy up to the next returnee because y'know "meat shield." But you know what, i'm starting to think i'm the meat shied and that's FINE, they can shoot at me all night long but they have stormtrooper-esque aim and my reflexes are too fast and I can catch bullets/votes. Unfortunately, the tide started to sway towards Miranda and while yes, I am the next best thing to Aquaman, I thought it was too early to push hard for her to stay. And even worse, she asked me to play the idol I don't really have on her and y'know, I expected the whole fake idol strategy to backfire in some way potentially but I didn't see that coming and I probably should've.
I ended up getting one vote at tribal from Joshua who, get this, said that Nathan told him to vote me in case an idol got played. I should have known someone named Nathan was that sneaky, that's what I would have done. So now, Evil (or is he good?) Nathan will have to answer to that soon. We swapped onto a new tribe and i'm back in a powerful spot and let me tell you, it feels familiar and downright comfy. You might even say it's cozy here, surrounded by people wanting to work with me. I'm good with Adrianna from my original tribe so I can work with her. I'm closer with Amos now than I was before, and I actually think i'm going to keep him around a bit longer. Joshua will have to answer for that vote sooner or later but for now i'll use him. He came to me immediately after the swap because he was obviously scared I would be upset with the vote and he has no idea. I reached out to Matthew who actually seems someone I can work with really easily, so I have many options.
Also, I thought it was time my game had its own soundtrack because it deserves it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4OSayGiPdI
I was tight with TayTay back on whatever the hell that first tribe was called and you should've seen the look on my face when I found out she got the boot, it's probably the only time i'll be blindsided in this game (I FUCKIN DARE YOU). So I thought to myself, I may as well cozy up to the next returnee because y'know "meat shield." But you know what, i'm starting to think i'm the meat shied and that's FINE, they can shoot at me all night long but they have stormtrooper-esque aim and my reflexes are too fast and I can catch bullets/votes. Unfortunately, the tide started to sway towards Miranda and while yes, I am the next best thing to Aquaman, I thought it was too early to push hard for her to stay. And even worse, she asked me to play the idol I don't really have on her and y'know, I expected the whole fake idol strategy to backfire in some way potentially but I didn't see that coming and I probably should've.
I ended up getting one vote at tribal from Joshua who, get this, said that Nathan told him to vote me in case an idol got played. I should have known someone named Nathan was that sneaky, that's what I would have done. So now, Evil (or is he good?) Nathan will have to answer to that soon. We swapped onto a new tribe and i'm back in a powerful spot and let me tell you, it feels familiar and downright comfy. You might even say it's cozy here, surrounded by people wanting to work with me. I'm good with Adrianna from my original tribe so I can work with her. I'm closer with Amos now than I was before, and I actually think i'm going to keep him around a bit longer. Joshua will have to answer for that vote sooner or later but for now i'll use him. He came to me immediately after the swap because he was obviously scared I would be upset with the vote and he has no idea. I reached out to Matthew who actually seems someone I can work with really easily, so I have many options.
Also, I thought it was time my game had its own soundtrack because it deserves it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4OSayGiPdI